Welcome to Middle Earth

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

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recreantly:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

i laughed at 3th more than anything else, mainly cause i wouldnt have noticed it if they didnt point it out

"You can’t just touch someone’s life and just be done with it."

(Source: sleepycaps, via pushingdaisiesquotes)

Robert Plant takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and nominates Sir Elton John, Sir Tom Jones, Sir Paul McCartney and his favorite commoner Peter Gabriel (x)

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thatfunnyblog:

 


Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

thatfunnyblog:

 

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

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mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

swans don’t calm down they just stop to think of better faster and more efficient ways to fucking murder you

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

swans don’t calm down they just stop to think of better faster and more efficient ways to fucking murder you

(Source: villiago, via dedicatedfollowerofrock)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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